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I have a villager like that--ugly UGLY dude, I'll call him "Ron Jeremy", but he's a babe magnet.
No one wants the poor Doctor I call Kovach. If I drag someone new to him, she embraces K, then runs off to find Ron Jeremy.



I made the mistake of sharing this little ditty with my villagers and now all of the...shall we say, 'less than foxy' male villagers are now aspiring to a career in the porn industry. I calmly explained that a Ron Jeremy comes along in a society once in a million years. Then, wouldn't you know it, Kissa gave birth to Papu - the "golden child" and he was instantly proclaimed the village's own Ron Jeremy for reasons I feel ill at ease to discuss. And there I sat with egg on my face as the women began lining up for this little man to reach age 18 so he could breed.

I sense my female villagers are in for some disappointing news.

In some good news, I've decreed a new statutory rape law.