They certainly have a mind of their own sometimes!

What is it about this island that causes 14 year old dudes to already have full beards? When I was 14 I took forever to get past peach fuzz. Maybe it's the 60 year old ladies embracing everyone to try and make babies. It's fun to freak out the young guys and watch them run away.
Alas, to be a teenager again. I just want to tell those guys that years from now when they are in their 40's (tomorrow to you and me) they will crave the affections of a mature loving lady and they will have to struggle for it.
I'll tell you something else. I have to keep checking the ID's of the young girls wandering around. Once in a while I send a virile stud over to grab one and she's only 16! We get arrested for that here. I don't know what the island courts would do to the molesters. Maybe dump them in the water. They have to come up with a fish or they are sentenced to a few months picking flowers for the graves and watching everyone else dancing and having fun.
The problem is the policing and discipline is quite lax. If I'm not watching them all the time they wander off and stare at the stupid cactus or something. Hasn't anyone seen a cactus before?! Nothing to see here folks. Get back to work!
Has anyone else seen the Golden Tyke spewing flowers and butterflies and pretty colours once in a while? It's quite colourful and brightens the scene but doesn't that border on possessed? I'm trying to keep the other kids away in case it spreads. The last thing I want is someone growing up and suddenly coughing up butterflies when they are inside supposed to be making babies. That could be quite scarring for the partner and send them into celibacy.

That's my thought for now. I have to go and restart my game since I didn't have a _____ (edited by me, in case of spoilage) to finish the last puzzle.

Tim