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#7674 - 04/17/05 04:04 PM
Re: Okay I have to share (possible spoiler?)
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Registered: 04/10/05
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Thanks  I figured it was the construction skill that was making them want to clear because my "pure scientist" (I haven't had them do anything else but research) types wouldn't touch the creek with a 10 foot pole! Hehe. I have two with high construction skill from building huts that are on a break and were researching/collecting food as I get more tech points. Hopefully they'll start un-blocking on their own once I get the food back up. So much to do for these little villagers - so little time!!
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#7676 - 04/20/05 03:45 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmm!
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Registered: 04/15/05
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Thanks I figured it was the construction skill that was making them want to clear because my "pure scientist" (I haven't had them do anything else but research) types wouldn't touch the creek with a 10 foot pole! Hehe.
OH HO HO, you are preaching to the choir. My pure scientists will do nothing but research and clean their white athletic socks in my pure water lagoon - and, of course, eat from the Barry White bush in an effort to increase their sexiness and thereby eventually breed other white-sock-wearing child scientists. They are just impossible! As a result of their all around latency, they are suffering expanded waist-lines, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol - which they blame entirely on the large amounts of sodium rich crab/shellfish in their diet.
In a moment of frustration, I yelled at them, "Would it kill you to build a hut or bury a body?!" One of the male scientists then walked over to a hut and started to build...and *poof!*, he disappeared. Another went to bury a body and *POOF!*, she disappeared as well!
Now they've formed a union and it's all I can do to keep them from all taking their vacation time during the same week.
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#7679 - 04/20/05 10:34 PM
Re: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmm!
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Registered: 04/15/05
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Tibby - I've read a couple of your posts and these little "stories" about your villagers are hilarious!!
Why, thank you. If your villagers would like to go on a field trip, load up the barrel and come on over.
Oh, and bring some children. We're out of Nikes.
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#7680 - 04/21/05 01:30 AM
Re: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmm!
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Registered: 04/15/05
Posts: 7
Loc: California
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These are indeed funny stories. I'm enjoying them, too. These little people certainly grow on ya, don't they?!
Earlier today I had a young teenager who continued to want to relax unless I kept a close eye on him and made him get back to work. I've chuckled to myself that it's those teenage years. ;-)
He's now just turned 16 and has graduated to being an adept builder. The little kids certainly come around him a lot to watch him rebuild the ruins, too. He works a little better on his own now, but I still catch him eating all the time and hanging out over at the eating area... typical teenager! ;-)
Earlier in the game I had two women having all the babies, but they both wanted to breed with the same man. He didn't seem to mind a bit. ;-) I wondered if they knew about each other, but they all got along just fine. The two women were often pregnant at the same time and hung out together caring for their babies. One big happy family, that's for sure!
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#7681 - 04/21/05 10:04 AM
Re: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmm!
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Registered: 04/16/05
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I have a villager like that--ugly UGLY dude, I'll call him "Ron Jeremy", but he's a babe magnet.
No one wants the poor Doctor I call Kovach. If I drag someone new to him, she embraces K, then runs off to find Ron Jeremy.
The last guy every woman wanted died. They wore him out.
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#7682 - 04/21/05 12:40 PM
Ron Jeremy!
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Registered: 04/15/05
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I have a villager like that--ugly UGLY dude, I'll call him "Ron Jeremy", but he's a babe magnet.
No one wants the poor Doctor I call Kovach. If I drag someone new to him, she embraces K, then runs off to find Ron Jeremy.
I made the mistake of sharing this little ditty with my villagers and now all of the...shall we say, 'less than foxy' male villagers are now aspiring to a career in the porn industry. I calmly explained that a Ron Jeremy comes along in a society once in a million years. Then, wouldn't you know it, Kissa gave birth to Papu - the "golden child" and he was instantly proclaimed the village's own Ron Jeremy for reasons I feel ill at ease to discuss. And there I sat with egg on my face as the women began lining up for this little man to reach age 18 so he could breed.
I sense my female villagers are in for some disappointing news.
In some good news, I've decreed a new statutory rape law.
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#7683 - 04/26/05 11:03 PM
Re: Okay I have to share (possible spoiler?)
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I found that my builder villagers kept going to clean up debris on the beach every time I sent them to clear the creek. So I let them finish the beach. Now that the beach is clear, they will happily work on the creek.
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