there is a secret passage behind the gong

it leads to a plateau high above that is home to a beautiful crystal clear lake and 18 of the finest holes you'll ever see

they sneak off when the patients are in the waiting room
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them,
but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?