My worst nightmare was Bindi.

Blonde, beautiful, mentally deficient.

Hated to learn, sat around doing nothing, took off for the lagoon every chance she got, would swim in the ocean, but refused to fish

when she turned 18 she became a baby making machine

luckily her children inherited their fathers brains
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them,
but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?