My 3 year old's favorite variation on that is to turn it back on me. If I surprise her doing something she's not supposed to be doing (getting out of bed after bedtime, making a mess, taking things out I just put away, tormenting her sister) she bursts into tears and claims I "scared" her, with the hope of distracting me from whatever it was she was doing. At least none of these villagers cried!
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