I have a mature village I only check on occasionally to ring the gong and make sure there are enough kids running around. Doing my little glance over I noticed I had a few 40ish villagers who had no skills at all and were just sitting around being bored. So I dropped them all on a healing plant to put a little blue in that bar and make them useful. Then I noticed I had one of those ugly guys in the big brown fros who kept stopping and standing around. He kept waiting on someone; I kept putting him back on the plant.

Then I realized! All the elderly women I still had marked as breeders were s-l-o-w-l-y making their way over to him! I caught 3 different ladies on their way to him. Why on earth do these old women want to (repeatedly) go in the shack with this worthless, skill-less, butt ugly guy! Needless to say, those old grey hairs have been resassigned, but as for old ugly fro, i still cant get him to learn how to do anything. So hes ugly AND stupid.

You could make the "sick" stew and not let anyone but him eat it. Mwahaahaa (how do you spell an evil laugh?)

Yes, old women do have weird taste in men - mine (they were 4) all wanted a lazy, stupid guy with ugly gray hair (he was born that way). I was glad, though, because I had given up on him ever being anything, so the ladies' constant interruptions of his work (whenever he did any - not much I can tell you) did not interfere with my plans.

If he won't work he must be a bad boy and you know how women love those bad boys!

And Jaayar, that spelled out laugh looks pretty good!

Hmm yeah it reminds me of a few of my mates... they are useless really, but women are falling over them! LOL