"Hello, I'm a Mac."

"And I'm a PC."

"I can do everything. I can make home movies that look like Giselle Bundchen, I can make webpages and podcasts, I don't get viruses, I'm easy to upgrade and I just look cool."

"But you can't play Virtual Villagers 2."

*cries in a corner*


Ok... back to researching level 3 in patience, as they say.