hi - i've read your post with interest. It is clear you have not played the game completely - otherwise you will know that two of your statements are incorrect. *****SPOILER**** Coconuts regenerate after level 3 farming is gained. There is a teacher - you have to complete puzzles to find him/her. Hope this helps ease your disappointment a bit.
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