Let me introduce everyone to my village's two ugliest children.
Urgh... 
 
 And Hakant. 
 
 The second one started off named Hakan, but a minor spelling adjustment conveys my disdain fairly well, I think.
Well, they're the sons of the most skilled villager I have, master of science, healing, AND building.  That kind of brainpower comes at a price, I wager.  :x