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And babies can arrive in barrels and crates, carefully preserved as toddlers (statis technology is real, too)!


AH! I get it now, they were scientifically frozen (what's that called?) at the time of the volcanic eruption, and you know how those currents can be (especially in the US, with the El Nino) and it took them X number of days, months, years to actually arrive on an inhabited beach and magically became unfrozen upon the opening of the container!
WOW! What a mouthful...my brain hurts!
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