You are all hilarious -- The GC Bobble Head is on my Wish List.
Do you remember the punching bags which sat on the floor some looked like clowns? What about a smaller version, one that you can put on your desk? Whenever you get stressed about work or the GC; just give it a whack or two or three to make you feel better.
I would have one on my desk in the office. Probably no one would know what it is but I do ...!
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Margi