Well, if it's black you want, it's black you shall have!! And a large skylight for your "thunderstorm" viewing as well, presume you want a blind so the sunlight won't bother you, haha!

I don't know how much "flapping" you'll be able to do wearing that strait-jacket though!! But you can make all the funny noises you want, lots of oohing and uuhing like our VV's maybe, haha!!

Best of Irish,
Maura