Have you noticed these peoples strange new affliction ?
Last stage in their long running VV addiction ?
Its never been seen how should we behave ?
They seem quite happy while they rant and rave !
Just last night a virtual asylum was created
Maybe we should leave them till the signs have abated
As soon as they saw it they jumped right in
How strange that they'd all like their own loony-bin !!
You're safe out here no more must you see
They've even imagined their own lock and key !!
Lets take a vote shall we leave them all to it
Tell me your thoughts on how we should do it
Could be a place to put one and all
Till the judge comes up with the REAL committal !!
So come on you folks I need you to write
I need your ideas for help on this site
Is there anything YOU would like to see done
In this place of detention they seem to find fun
The first 3 inmates are already secured
And there they will stay till completely cured
But quick you must hurry, I'M running out of time
I'm starting to talk in riddles and rhyme
My time it is short and soon I must join them
I also must go into my last poem !!

HEE Hee Hee Hee

Anji As usual you have captured the feel of the community of VV with your poem.

Would it not be best to move our conversations about life "inside" over to here ?? I think peeps are getting confused about topics LOL !! Yet they say we are insane ??
With a heading like Insane Asylum then anybody who comes in should know EXACTLT what to expect........ a bunch of loonies babbling on and on and on..............

Hey Maxi Baby (my dog) come here and give us a kiss !! Oh girls my cell is W_O_N_D_E_R_F_U_L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Such luxury for a wee Scottish lassie !! Oh look - its even got a big log fire with a rocking chair !! (wish I had one now I'm freezing my butt off here !) and a designer straitjacket !! Pink with purple polka dots ! No chance of me escaping then, not wearing that anyway, everybody would know for certain where I came from LOL ... but I love my cell girls, big, big hugs and kisses. See ya soon hopefully its lonely at the moment and eeryily quiet........

Okay... I'm here. Glad you like your cell!!!! And a DESIGNER straight jacket... moving on up in the world. Somehow, I don't think it's the jacket that would give you away... the chanting would be my first clue. The fireplace is a NICE touch!!!! heavy sigh Nice and cozy...no stress... except for the occasional villager who insists on remaining ignorant no matter what task they attempt. All the other villagers are pulling their fair share of the load and you get one twit that doesn't think they have to work. That kind of attitude doesn't set well with me. The hand comes down from the sky and SMACK!!!!! Don't even THINK about trying to run off to push the boulder or I WILL sit here and throw you into that boulder for the next four hours. STRESSED...no... what ever gave you that idea? v v twoooooooooo v v twooooooooooo

Hey Gohill a new idea, what about we all get together outside LDW offices (if they have any) and set up a canlelight vigil and just chant VVtwooooo 24/7 !! D'ya think they'd get the message about how desperate we are ??

I would ... except... Barbara asked us to research level 3 in patience. I took it as a "hint". (heavy sigh) Pretty much everytime I write about my affliction I want to ask Arthur and Carla if they feel GUILTY. Then when I read where they are right now and how much FUN they are having, I get the strange feeling they don't feel one ounce of guilt. Saw yesterday it's still only 70% complete. (banging ahead against padded cell walls). IS tempting to want a great hand coming out of the sky and putting them back up to the research table. That's what they say they ARE doing - just in a really nice location and having fun while doing it. I do wish I was having as much fun waiting for it as they are making it. Would love to put myself in their shoes but since I don't have the tiniest microgram of their talent, heavy sigh... here I wait in my cell, drinking a glass of Maura's wine and drowning in my sorrows. I can smell the candles wafting from your room... hear the soft melodies as the harpist gently strokes the strings... snug in my jacket as what's left of my sanity floats away into the night.

v v twoooooooooooooooo v v twoooooooooooooooo

Oh my girl you sound so down !! Come on over and pull up a rocker. We'll suffer together in front of a huge roaring log fire. Max will even let you take your shoes off and twiddle your toes in his fur.

I have posted a pic of the real me on VM's forum if you fancy seeing what a typical crazy Scotswoman looks like LOL !!