I don't know if this is funny, but Bem, the little bald villager turned 18. He immediately impregnated a 68 year old villager who is about to die, and then a 57 year old villager. Talk about needing a mother figure! And when I checked a few minutes later, he nailed three more villagers, all older, ages 54, 52, and 49. I have tried to put a stopped to him, but he keeps kissing everyone he comes in contact with. I should have known: he's only wearing shorts and no shirt. Whatever happened to "no shirt, no shoes, no service,"?