O.K. the GC is beyond irritating. He is one of those rude, unruly kids you see running around Walmart doing whatever he wants with no parent supervision. He is constantly throwing parties while I am trying to bury the dead. Then like zombies the villagers drop the dead and start dancing on their bodies. Maybe he is a cult leader???? Any how I was thinking if he wants to stay up all night throwing parties then I would like to turn him into a pinata.
I know he is only 5, but do any of you have any fantasies out there about ways to discipline the GC?? While I am waiting on VV2 all I can do is check in time to time on my villagers and screen the forum. This may be an interesting subject.

Mine are unprintable but the pinata is a great idea ..lol

I pick him up by the scruff of his neck until the funeral is over and then I drop him into the ocean, as far away as possible.

Yea how about disipline? What makes a Master parent? Just having kids, I don't think so!!! I think that is called a Party!!

Good point, apparently the only requirement for master parent is able to reproduce, raising your kids is another matter.

Maybe one of the builders could convert one of the huts into a good ol' fashion wood shed!

Possible uses for the GC?

Doorstop
Building materials
Tent stake (oh, yeah. no tents. Still a /great/ idea!)

Include another 500,000 tech points, which only he can research. That should keep him busy for a LONG while

Maybe he could explore the cave by himself, and when he gets in there, all the other villagers could push the boulder back and he wouldn't be able to come out! (at least until he promised not to have parties until AFTER the dead were buried properly) If there was a waiting time for him to stay in the cave (like the penalty box or time out), say a game's two years worth, then when he came out he'd have some tidbit of new information about the stuff in the cave? Then, aside from healing people, I think he'd be really useful!

lol

I love it!!!

I like the way you think. Pretty bad that a 5 year old has so many people in an uproar, huh?

Yeah, it's funny how many people just don't like their GC(s). I finally renamed one of mine, usually they are given a unique name I haven't had before so I leave them alone, but the latest one is "Egghead". He was Azizi, but I had four already and it sounded too regal for him.

I've also considered how nice it would be if after the puzzles were completed, people were healed and the crops were replenished...all of a sudden the GC freezes in place instead of EVERYONE ELSE and the villagers bronze him and put his statue in the garden!

Now THAT is a terrific idea! lmao

Yea and then all the little kids get to pee on him