Ahmik was walking on the beach when he saw something washed up on the beach. It was a painstakingly well prepared, watertight crate.

OPTION A:
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Open it.

OPTION B:
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Leave it alone.

ANSWER:
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A: When he opens the crate, Ahmik is astonished to discover a pair of giggling infants.

PERSONAL NOTE: Watertight? Seriously, if you had a wateright crate of infants wouldn't they have suffocated? Or defecated themselves a few times? Dysentery? Scurvy? That reminds me of the time I tortured a SIM and locked him up in wall that had no doors. He cried and peed himself constantly. I wanna volcano to sacrifice my unproductive villagers!!!!!
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