"I NEED A MAN"

yelled just a little too loudly with a few too many ears around

*sigh* village is gonna die if an event does't bring me a boy soon...anyone got a spare man latying around the house?
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them,
but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?