OMG I came here first time 3AM a few nights ago and laughed myself so silly I couldn't even join or write. I thought wow, I have found my people, all crazy too. I mean, besides all those little virtual ones I've "tended to" for weeks even in my sleep. Can't even wake up to pee without checking on them and attending funerals and orgies LOL. Or did I dream that too? My pc is next to the bed of course. Just in and out of reality too much lately. The line gets thinner huh?

Who was it above made me ROFL re trying to surf by trying to grab web pages to move them? You too? YES and can't find the scroll dial or arrow keys now on email either. Not that I have mail, haven't had time to reply to any. Tried to pry myself away to catch up on the weeks of game-induced slothe in my apartment and couldn't stop clutching my remote mouse imagining I had grabbed dishes and dropped them in the sink, and boxes by the door dropping them in the storage closet. Then it hit me - I thought OMG I have to get up and do that myself!! No! No!! uh uh. I feel so powerless without mouse in hand, I'm ruined. Hand was so paralyzed after 3 typhoons planting crops to harvest again it was welded to the dead mouse. Battery died then after 16 hours of it not resting in the cradle to recharge. So totally helpless just watching 22 more nursing moms pop up onscreen and unattended deceased. Was there a life before VV? Will I have one afterward or just the hereafter? I'll be 70 in 2 weeks. I think. Or is that 2 hours? Time flies when having fun YIKES!!

Started making a list of things I've said too but couldn't even stop that, way too long to post here, but maybe I can copy paste some at a time. Thanks all for the hilarity and for validating my insanity is "normal", well, here anyway.

btw one of my favs here was about the old lover "but he's got personality" LMAO, yep, someone I knew.