here are some i say:
1."oh, no, scientists don't do laundry on my shift."
2."i don't think so,get back to work."
3."you think you need a drink?let's see, didn't think so. get back to work."
4."you want to try pushing the boulder?i don't think so,this is the only rock i want you to deal with,now start chiseling that rock."
5."here complain* to the fish about it"
*or argue,tell a story,teach....etc
6."where did that stupid idiot go now?"
7.(to the GC)" you may be a demi-god,but i'm still in controll here."

when i call my V V a bi*&* or simular words the people next dore think i'm talking about them, or conspiring against them.(druggies go figure)