"Study that da*n medicinal plant, you're supposed to FIX people!"

and

"Oh, threesome!" A couple started going inside, and then the woman kissed another guy, so all three went inside together...I should call Maury to see who the father is!

Oh, and another personal favorite : "Why are you doing laundry? YOU NEVER CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES!" (I just realied that you can change their clothes if you press F6 while they're in the white circle)