Wow, those wiley villagers get under my skin. They have PLENTY of time to relax, dance, tell jokes, compain, argue,do laundry, drink well water, eat, and honor idols, the dead, the temple, and whatever else they want to do when I'm sleeping. When the hand in the sky keeps picking you up and dropping you on a task you'd think they'd know that I'm watching and GET TO WORK!!!

Things I've muttered at them:
1. You want your whites whiter...go fishing!
2. Don't kiss that scientist, I need tech points!
3. Dig, d#$n you, DIG!
4. Lazy, rotten villagers....AAARRGGGHHH!!!
5. Why are you picking berries, you need to FISH!
6. Sex crazed villagers...stop that!
7. Research,research is fun, you want to research.
8. You just built that hut it can't need repair yet, go research!
9. If you push that boulder 1 more time...I'll make you sorry!
10. It is time to grow up, GROW UP, you've been 13 forever!

What can you do, villagers will be villagers.