I think with the parties (since they are villagers...) a few of them should suddenly dress up as a policeman, a construction worker, a biker, a cowboy, and put a cute little headdress on one of them... you know, since they so love to bogey down.

Hmm, maybe that lunch meat in my fridge was bad, seem to have lost my bonkers...

And if anyone doesn't understand the above comment, bless your souls, you're so young...sigh... to be young again...