Neither one has any interests or "likes" listed at all, one just dislikes "work", the other dislikes "work, wood, ocean" so he's pretty limited on things to do. They're just lazy....

I forgetfully left the game on 2x all night long though so both are soon approaching dying of old age and the next generation should be better.

We'll see! Thanks though!

i have a hard game going where none of the villagers will do any kind of farming without me watching them. i check in on them and they're doing anything but farming. they've got 800 crops in the field and they're about to starve to death because they're just stupid.

i had another game where nobody wanted to farm, and i woke up this morning to find all of them dead from starvation. you'd think they'd be smart enough to start farming when food gets low.

lol, I think that's why this post is titled "Useless Village Idiots".

Just the quirks of the game and the personalities. Gotta love those little crazy villagers.

Especially the hyperactive ones that run everywhere so fast their little bare feet are just a blur... great workers, sad when they die....

I had one, I changed her name to "V. Idiot" and just let her roam around. She was hopeless, couldn't do anything, good thing they don't have a TV or I'm sure that where that lazy little thing would have been.

I'm starting to get a complex.


j/k

lol... hey no picking on the idiot guys! Until we all have "Guru" beside our names, we cannot compete!

Love that you take it well Warren, that's why I love this forum, it's fun.

I have another girl in a purple dress who won't work. Is anyone else's employment challenged person wearing a purple dress? This is three so far.

Actually, so far it's been only male villagers that won't work, go figure.

Except my farmers, my farmers need teaching once and they never, ever, stop, in any game, except to eat or drink from the well.

I've got an idiot that won't eat. His status is "weakened" and he got that way because I accidently left the game on double speed overnight before I had gotten the second food tech, so they ran out of berries and nearly all starved, but now there's plenty of food and the moron's still on "weakened." I have to drop him on the food to get him to eat. Everyone else returned to healthy. Talk about idiodic.