I laughed so hard when I read this. Thanks! Frankly, when I started VV, I got so attached to my villagers, I would look at my husband and imagine his power bar declining - weakening and think to myself, I better forage for him. I have insomnia also and would get up at 3am to check on the little guys. I actually cried when I buried my first villager. As the game progressed, I would say, "Another one bites the dust. Now everyone get back to work!" But, I just wanted to chime in and tell you that yeah, I am woman enough to admit that they sucked me into their world, lock stock and barrel. I hated to run errands and leave them alone. I had to be here in case a new mother needed me to midwife for her. The forum is loaded with requests for help and this one was just a good belly laugh. Thanks!