Soooo. I decided to take Darien's hillbilly crack to heart and this happened:
  
   Oh no! Are they asleep or dead? LOL 
Lol they were just asleep 
 But then, recently, in my second generation, instead of going to the used couch in the office like they usually do to try for a baby, they went to the porch!
So um. I really hope that a bed comes on sale soon.