Well, I don't have many rules, but for the kids:
1. No drawing on the walls
2. No bashing dishes
3. No squeezing pimples (applys to everyone)
4. DO HOMEWORK!!!!!!

For parents:
1. DO WORK!!!!!!
2. No slacking off
3. Do NOT snack!
4. Leave fish alone

and thats about it! Ok, maybe I am a bit hard sometimes but, it's a way of life!