I think i would tell mine to stop worrying about the food, thats my job!

Same.
Also, I'd tell them to stop running/walking over to the one area the last of the heathens are gathered. It just brings them all out of that area and none of my villagers can get anything done.

no doing laundry

So true Red I hate it when they waste time on taht. Oh and no strolling along the stream!!

Not that I have a peeve about laundry, but for some reason a swarm of bees swoops down to sting anyone with a laundry basket in their hands.

villagers doing laundry has been a curse since VV1

What's so funny is that they all decide to do laundry at the same time.

please kids stay out of the hollow totem cause when lightning strikes on it you all go haywire *giggles i know i tried!*

My command would be "stop going on an arcing walk and intentionally running into the red heads. You KNOW they are there. You KNOW you will drop your stupid fish. TAKE A STRAIGHT LINE TO THE FEED BIN and you will miss them completely" So i ask, why DO they almost always take that circuitous route to the wastelands?

lol I'll have to try that.

I would tell them to ignore that rascal. He is just a kid anyway and can't do much but growl! LOL

I would tell them not to be scared of the orange masked heathens and red masked heathens. If they think they have so much "faith" then why are they still scared?

Hey 123isolagirl, that brings a twist the creators should have thought of! The more one of the believers believes, scale-wise, the less intimidated they should have been!

And here's another beef with my so called believers. "If you believe in Me, then do as i say... no you are NOT a farmer. You are a doctor, or a builder or a scientist, a parent, even a devotee... so why are you picking the few noni fruit *I* produced with my scarce bees so that I - YOUR GUIDING HAND!!!! - could train others that SHOULD be farmers???"

I would tell mind to forget the Noni. The fruit isn't going anywhere, and you have plenty to eat right now. If you're so worried about food, forget the Noni and fix the Aqueduct!

*grumble*

Plus my Doctor is obsessed with the Noni. She was a convert, and ever since just can't leave the fruit alone. Seriously, farming isn't even her top skill. But she is obsessed with those bushes. ><