I'm not overly strict but here are my rules.
1. If you bother a nursing mother you will meet the red glove (dun dun dunnn).
2. Kids under the age of 14 may only get out of bed if nature is calling.
3. No snacks before dinner
4. Bedtimes are: ages 2-6 6:30-7:00, 7-10 7:30-8:00, 11-13 8:30-9:00, 14-18 9:30-10:30, and 20-death is whenever their tired.
5. Leave the fish alone.
6. You can only watch TV for 1 hour, twice a day.
7. You can only play on the computer (this does not count taking tests or working) for 1 hour 2-3 times a day (it depends how good they have been).
8. The younger kids must leave the older kids alone when they are doing school work.
9. If you break it, you fix it (unless your a kid. Then you may jump up and down on the water that is coming out of the sink).
10. The older kids must alternate who does the dishes.
11. Do not draw on the wall, bang dishes, or jump on the beds.
12. Please pop a pimple only when no one else is in the bathroom.
13. Clean the house as soon as it gets dirty.
14. Organic foods ONLY.
15. Do not hide the toys.
16. Do not poke the plants.
17. Everyone must pull the weeds by hand if there is no weed killer in the store.
18. Parents work from 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. but they can take short breaks.
19. Do not go into the parents room when they are trying to make a baby.
20. Unless there is bad weather, everyone must go outside for at least 1 hour.
21. Parents must alternate making dinner unless one of them is sick or the mother is nursing.
22. Kids ages 2-6 must take at least 1 nap a day.
23. If you hurt one of your siblings you will get hit with the red glove, repeatedly
24. Nuring mothers MUST be allowed to relax.
25. You only get dessert if you eat a fruit or vegetable.