My rules in VF are:

1. Nobody under 10 watch TV
2. Nobody under 12 play video games
3. Nobody under 13 browse the internet
4. If you are caught breaking a rule you get the big, RED GLOVE
5. You are never too old to have kids
6. Kids MUST leave to college at age 18 or will sleep outside on the hammock rain or shine
7. No lying
8. No tickling
9. Parents MUST live to at least 45 before death
10. Snack times: 12:00-12:10 PM, 4:00-4:10 PM, 7:00-7:10PM
11. Bathroom times: 12pm, 5pm, 8pm, 10am, 8am, 6am
12. Looking for bugs is unacceptable LOL
13. No playing with pets
14. Fun is highly allowed
15. 3 naps a week!
16. Nursing mothers will be left alone, no annoying kids or snoring husbands
17. You make a mess? CLEAN IT UP
18. If you turned it on, turn it off after use
19. Flush the toilet
20. Leave the fish alone
21. Hammock and fun off limits for nursing mothers
22. Snoring is NOT allowed
23. If you are sad or mad, build a bridge and get over it
24. Foul language? Ima kick that lil' butt of yours
25. 2,3 and 4 year olds take 2 naps a day

That's all I can think of right now!