I searched and I couldn't find one so:

Do you have any rules for your family? I do.

1. When all of the kids have gone to college the parents get to do what they want to do.
2. If both of the parents are office workers then the over 14 kids have to find something else to do.
3. Telly is banned unless I take you there or it is Friday. Or your kids have gone to college.
4. Children are not to:
a) Poke the plants
b) Jump on the bed
c) Draw on the wall
d) Hide toys