I have this thing, where the children have to do all of the chores, except fix the router, repair the floors, put out oven fires, things like that. I usually have my house pretty tidy, but every day, the kids have to 'do their two', meaning take out the trash and put a sock in the laundry, or throw away a wrapper and pull a weed.
As for names, their either kind of french, or the name of a place.
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"You're just jealous beca-"
"This has nothing to do with jelly!"