It's not as if they are deliberately tormenting us by not telling us anything, cackling over their keyboards and saying 'Oh, what can I do to drive them crazier?' It's only been about two weeks since Arthur last told us that the game would be out in a few weeks. A few is more than two.
(Also, no one is going to wither and die from lack of a game.)
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And what if it makes you laugh now but you cry as you fall asleep?