"SHOOT! people! All i ask is that you get the groceries put away BEFORE a meal!"

once when my people kept going 'can't decide whether it's time to have a baby'
"WHY WON"T YOU HAVE A CHILD?!?! you are 30! you are child-less! GRRRRRR"
THEN i think the letter she wrote me said she had wanted a child FOR A LONG TIME!