Umm.. I know youll not understand this well (maybe you will)but If your mother had triplets and two married each other and had a son and the third triplet was a daughter and she married the two's son and they had a child and they all had surnames like Welch,Eylon,Lochness,Crayon,Opal,Melchedesic,and Emrald what would it spell?

Im just being funny here... dont try to answer it might hurt your head XD.