Here are mine:

1. Thought the MAIL ICON was something to click and open the message, clicked 100 times and nothing.
2. Did not let kids watch tv, play video games, browse the internet or babysit until 10 years of age.
3. Ran the cat away
4. Dropped the kids on the compute or in the kitchen to work, and they didn't so I used the red glove
5. Thought I could chat w/ characters and send them emails
6. Tried to reply on an email sent to me from a person on vf
7. Sped time up 30 years and my family was gone
8. Tried to get a kid to run away and come back
9. ThoughtI was going to get to watch tv too so I clicked the tv and family jumped up and said HEY!!!
10. Have made vf people mad by giving them salty candies.
11. Tried to weigh them fter giving em tons of money
12. Put em' on treadmill expecting an energy boost or a hunger decrease or lose weight