Maybe he was busy studying Math, Art, or Food instead of English..?? ... or maybe, his high school courses were something like the following:

> Texting 101: How to text when you don't have a phone.
> Chatting Online: How to use a forum.
> Internet Dating: How to know if your received marriage proposal is a perfect match.
> Repairs 101: How to fix anything from computers to cracked floors.
> Home Mechanics: How to make beds, make coffee, and make your little siblings brush their teeth.

And the Online Test: Where do all those loose socks come from anyway?