Maybe he was busy studying Math, Art, or Food instead of English..?? ... or maybe, his high school courses were something like the following:

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Texting 101: How to text when you don't have a phone.
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Chatting Online: How to use a forum.
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Internet Dating: How to know if your received marriage proposal is a perfect match.
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Repairs 101: How to fix anything from computers to cracked floors.
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Home Mechanics: How to make beds, make coffee, and make your little siblings brush their teeth.
And the
Online Test: Where do all those loose socks come from anyway? 