Omg haha That reminds me of my daughter's old family! She had a hacker dad with kids named Macro and Zip, which I thought was hilarious. Then one day an ophan shows up on the doorstep named Ink at about the same time she upgraded to the third office. Suddenly the dad became obsessed with shredding documents, as if there was some evidence of his crimes! My daughter used to say he thought Ink was a spy. It was hilarious!