I thought an easy one, unless I have missed it, would be to take a master scientist and make him/her teach at the school. When I pound the drum the kids come and they sit and stare at the front door of the school and it says "going to school" but they do not enter the building and no adult goes near to them. Also there is no noticable increase in skills, perhaps the children could have the three r's as a skill and they could increase them in school. Just a thought!