Baby quotes:
"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother." - Mark Twain.
"Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children." - Walt Disney.
And now there are three children, but silly me didn't pay attention to the quote!

Promotions:
"If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein
And I got the one from Napolean Bonaparte, too.
I've had several others, but I didn't write them down.