What a lovely introduction Jon...though do I detect a tiny bit of retribution in your dialogue? Yes, yes I think I do.

Nonetheless, I am thrilled to officially welcome you to the forums!

WELCOME AJ!

I hope you bring your obvious wit and charm to share with community.

And as halidog wrote...no one will bite hard...or at least any harder than say a small dog nipping at your ankle as you bicycle your boys to school