Okay here I go....

"Lady, lemme tell ya a few words. NO MORE BABIES!!!!!"
"If two plus two equals fish, you villagers must not know good math skills..." (Said when there were still sharks in the ocean)
"OOoh! You got trained to swim! At three years of age! Why can't more kids be like you!?!" (said to my three-year-old-swimming-tribal-chief!)