I've been spraying my fish liberally with growth hormone because I'm impatient and now they're resistant! Only solution is to get new fishies and then spray them for a while until they become resistant to it too.

But viva my stats!

Pick up the Magic Fish of Growth and run a 2x speed and the fishies grow up much faster.

If you go to you run 2X speed, go to your computer clock and change the time ahead, they grow. Once fish are pregnant, if you increase by 2 hours they are around 20 years old. you can do this over and over.

Eventually you'll forget to set your clock back and start sending emails out with crazy time stamps on them. That's karma.