I once had a dream about working with an image in Photoshop that argued with me about how I should create it.

"You idiot! The brushes palette, use the fade in the brush dynamics! What? 150? You need a value of 40 if you need anything! While you're at it, are you a moron? Look at the "Minimum Diameter" value! Am I stuck with a moron? Back down to zero percent, and try again! Geez . . . "

And so forth. Do I really have to take this from a set of pixels?