I"m trying for a JOAT right now. It's the parenting that is so hard
The "Parenting Master" is a great Birthday Present

for your newly 50 year old Female Villager! I call it a KISSING FEST!

Find her a fella and a private patch of land and go at it!! She can't get pregnant.

... It kinda sounds rude,

lololol but it works in no time... heheheh
(Hey better than trying to kill

them off right?

)