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#162751 - 07/11/08 04:19 AM The Ugliest Kid
theatrx Offline
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This couple made really pretty kids and then all of a sudden I got this kid!!! He's like a monkey without the fur. I had the cocoanut kids as well but they died of old age. I didn't dare breed them!


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#162752 - 07/11/08 04:39 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: theatrx]
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ahhh you should name him bobo. I actually like them when they are kids anyway.
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#162753 - 07/11/08 04:46 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Lovelychunks]
isla Offline
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That kid reminds me of a potato head. I renamed him Spud.
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#162754 - 07/11/08 05:02 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: isla]
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Tee hee, you could name him Valin.
\:D \:D (it means Monkey King)
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#162771 - 07/11/08 06:39 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Krystal]
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Aww, he cant be THAT ugly. //looks at image// "Oh please CLOSE THE WINDOW!" lol \:\) you should breed him and see if he gets ugly kids or pretty kids \:\)

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#162784 - 07/11/08 11:26 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Krystal]
Lurkily Offline
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Originally Posted By: Krystal
Tee hee, you could name him Valin.
\:D \:D (it means Monkey King)
Yeah, but the "Handsome Monkey King" was actually quite powerful in Chinese mythology, dwelt among the gods for some time, and in China is worshipped by some as an actual god, despite being a purely fictional, not a mythological character. (How does one cross the line from fiction into myth? This is probably an example.)

Anyway, unless you highly respect potato-head, just call him "Spud."

Sun Wukong, known in Japanese known as Son Goku, (many an anime stole either the name, or attributes, or both) was an extremely powerful character from "Journey to the West", a Chinese epic novel. He was trained by a Buddhist/Taoist patriarch, who initially didn't want to train him because he was born a monkey. Wow. He obtained, though the novels, the power of the "72 transformations," which let him imitate any shape in nature; people, animals, objects. He also obtained cloud-travelling, including the cloud-somersault, with which he could cover 54,000 km in one leap. He could transform each of the 84,000 hairs on his body into objects, beings, even clones of himself. He later obtained the "Gold-banded will-following staff", which was used by a god to measure the depths of the ocean. It weighed 8.1 tons in any form, even if it was small enough to tuck behind his ear as a sewing needle - yet it could also extend enough to measure the depths of the ocean. It also had its own will, as well.

To make it short, Sun or Son was crazy powerful. I mean, wow. Just, wow.

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#162786 - 07/11/08 12:17 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Lurkily]
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See, this is why I always mod the head images. I can't stand the ugly!

I'm so shallow. You should see my people on Sims 2. If they're not perfect it's off to the plastic surgery machine as soon as they're old enough.
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#162822 - 07/11/08 04:18 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: theatrx]
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I think the coconut headed kids are uglier.
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#162841 - 07/11/08 05:51 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Miyazaki]
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ah, I hate the cocnut heads. That doesn't look that bad. (his hair is the problem)
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#162909 - 07/11/08 10:25 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Isolayan]
Annthewhofan Offline
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I had a kid like and he had pretty female daughter and a male who is my fave villager.
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#162920 - 07/12/08 12:19 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Annthewhofan]
Tmac Offline
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He's know as "Sarge" , I was told he is one of Arthurs fav's.
There is one uglier them him, i call him monkey boy, he
looks sort of like him . but has darker hair and a unibrow.
I will look for a pic \:\)

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#162925 - 07/12/08 12:49 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Tmac]
Britney Offline
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I have a Spud right now. :P I don't think he is that ugly.
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#162930 - 07/12/08 01:18 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Britney]
Lurkily Offline
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In my humble opinion, potato-head is the ugliest villager of all; I would mod his face right out of my game if I felt enough motivation to do so.

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#162937 - 07/12/08 02:08 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Lurkily]
isla Offline
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In my humble opinion, the coconut heads are the ugliest one of all. I would mod his head right out of VV2 if I knew how to. Instead I spent hours making small improvements to his head and face.
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#162942 - 07/12/08 02:31 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: isla]
LadyRonin Offline
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I dislike a few of the villagers looks.. especially spud and coconut head... if I am thinking of the right two... but the idea of someone moding them out... all I can think of is the mod going awry.. and you have a bunch of headless villagers! [giggles]

Sleepy Hollow, Isola!
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#162949 - 07/12/08 03:54 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Annthewhofan]
Fabala Offline
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Loc: Texas
I've thought this kid looked like a junior high school principal. Ha! But, really, he should produce lots of blond babies. And coconut-head was way creepier.
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#162954 - 07/12/08 05:13 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Fabala]
Lovelychunks Offline
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can someone post a pic of coconut head i can't seem to remember one
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#162956 - 07/12/08 05:44 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: LadyRonin]
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Originally Posted By: LadyRonin
I dislike a few of the villagers looks.. especially spud and coconut head... if I am thinking of the right two... but the idea of someone moding them out... all I can think of is the mod going awry.. and you have a bunch of headless villagers! [giggles]

Sleepy Hollow, Isola!


That would be funny.

However, I just replace the ugly ones with cute ones. I always make "best of" mods for each game, so my VV1 and VV2 have heads and clothing from all three games, and VV3 has a few heads from VV2.
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#162995 - 07/12/08 12:53 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: LadyRonin]
Lurkily Offline
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Originally Posted By: LadyRonin
I dislike a few of the villagers looks.. especially spud and coconut head... if I am thinking of the right two... but the idea of someone moding them out... all I can think of is the mod going awry.. and you have a bunch of headless villagers! [giggles]

Sleepy Hollow, Isola!


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#163001 - 07/12/08 02:38 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Lurkily]
LadyRonin Offline
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LOL!!! my love! That is soooo funny! Thanks for making me laugh!
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#163022 - 07/12/08 05:22 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Annthewhofan]
Isolayan Offline
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Nice................really nice..............*hides face to stop laughing*
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#163024 - 07/12/08 05:58 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Isolayan]
Lurkily Offline
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Read it at 7:40 AM . . . posted it at 7:53. That's how quick and easy it is to mess things up. \:\)


Edited by LadyCFII (07/12/08 06:21 PM)

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#164690 - 07/21/08 08:08 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Lurkily]
elizabeths184 Offline
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THIS is the ugliest kid in virtual villagers :P



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#164716 - 07/21/08 10:08 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Annthewhofan]
Miss Monkey Girl Offline
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its not that bad if u, um close one eye, and then close the other, yea, that looks pretty good.

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#164725 - 07/21/08 11:06 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: elizabeths184]
Annthewhofan Offline
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Originally Posted By: elizabeths184
THIS is the ugliest kid in virtual villagers :P



He is my fave villager as he was my first villager in 1 and in 2
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#164734 - 07/21/08 11:57 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Annthewhofan]
Lurkily Offline
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I have to agree with the original poster, on this one. That kid is definitely an eyesore. Elizabeth's selection is just, meh, kinda not the most attractive one.

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#164753 - 07/22/08 02:19 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Tuna Puzzler]
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diddo.
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#164760 - 07/22/08 02:43 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: HelloWorld!]
Tuna Puzzler Offline
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I like that last villager. He reminds me of Seth Green.
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#164778 - 07/22/08 08:00 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Tuna Puzzler]
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my least favorite is the guy with the pony tail.
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#164780 - 07/22/08 08:25 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Lovelychunks]
Becca123 Offline
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I think they all look nice - I just don't like the baldys. I think the last villagers hair is awesome!

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#164781 - 07/22/08 08:41 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Becca123]
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I think it's the mouth and the eyebrows that make my choice ugly and kinda scary for me :P

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#164782 - 07/22/08 08:51 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Becca123]
williamani Offline
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the last villager is not ugly!
the monkey kid without fur is precisely the ugliest, but the coconut kids is not ugly, someone just put a coconut on his head


Edited by williamani (07/22/08 08:56 AM)

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#165028 - 07/23/08 08:16 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: williamani]
williamani Offline
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but yeah, the villager is not the type to be nice, sorry but he will never be my fave

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#165046 - 07/23/08 10:19 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: williamani]
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I dislike that villager. (the one elizabeth posted). It keeps making me nthink that he was born with face disorder \:\(
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#165108 - 07/24/08 08:44 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Isolayan]
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Awww, I feel so mean saying he is ugly...and, Isolayan, a FACE DISORDER?? \:D

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#165460 - 07/26/08 12:18 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Annthewhofan]
williamani Offline
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Originally Posted By: Annthewhofan
Originally Posted By: elizabeths184
THIS is the ugliest kid in virtual villagers :P



He is my fave villager as he was my first villager in 1 and in 2
he has a eye infection!


Edited by williamani (07/26/08 12:19 PM)

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#165462 - 07/26/08 12:35 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: williamani]
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Poor Seth Green! You guys are soooooo mean.
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#166938 - 08/06/08 01:16 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Tuna Puzzler]
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Originally Posted By: Tuna Puzzler
Poor Seth Green! You guys are soooooo mean.
i dont wanna be mean, but he needs to see the doctor!

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#166940 - 08/06/08 02:23 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: williamani]
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[/quote]he has a eye infection! [/quote]
LOL! ROFL! Man thats hilarious williamani.

[/quote]he needs to see a doctor [/quote] Lol
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#168676 - 08/19/08 06:24 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Lovelychunks]
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whatever i wanted to do, i did not want to make you laugh! whaaa!

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#168788 - 08/20/08 05:24 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: williamani]
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Well sorry but you did and i'm still laughing.
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#168799 - 08/20/08 12:29 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: williamani]
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Originally Posted By: Becca123
I think they all look nice - I just don't like the baldys. I think the last villagers hair is awesome!
The baldys are one of my fave heads!

Originally Posted By: Lovelychunks
Well sorry but you did and i'm still laughing.
Whaaa!

Originally Posted By: williamani
Originally Posted By: Annthewhofan
Originally Posted By: elizabeths184
THIS is the ugliest kid in virtual villagers :P


He is my fave villager as he was my first villager in 1 and in 2
he has a eye infection!

i feel so stupid saying he is ugly.

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#168805 - 08/20/08 02:02 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: williamani]
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I bet that, to their mothers, these kids are the best-looking in the entire village. And so it should be! \:\)
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#168818 - 08/20/08 04:17 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: arnie]
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What's the saying? "A face only a mother could love"?

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#168831 - 08/20/08 06:32 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: arnie]
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And what about their dads? Don't fathers feel the same as mothers or are they less blind to their kids flaws?

(and reading this thread I was wondering if any of the posters had kids and, if so, was hoping for the kids sakes that they're all gorgeous)
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#168846 - 08/20/08 08:01 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: CaveDweller]
Lurkily Offline
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I think the saying is thus because mothers are more of the 'nurturing' type. That mode of thought is a bit outdated, but still it's more often true than not, even today, that mothers are more often in that role than fathers.

Outside of the scope of a joke, yes, a father had dang well better love his child, if he expects to deserve the title of 'Father'.

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#168849 - 08/20/08 08:35 PM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: Lurkily]
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Well, it's certainly true in VV...toting the little ones around for years, challenging their chance to become an EE *sigh* and I would think that the posters with kids would agree their children are indeed gorgeous, even if you have to squint a certain way and look at them in just the right light...unless they look like Seth Green. (:D Just teasing, I have no problem with Seth Green)

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#169019 - 08/22/08 06:18 AM Re: The Ugliest Kid [Re: arnie]
williamani Offline
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yes, arnie! mothers think their kids are the best-looking in the village!


Edited by LadyCFII (08/22/08 02:11 PM)

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