Isn't it cool? Now I turn my army to the task . . . of taking over the entire . . . island.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh why can't you tell us? I don't see the big deal
The big deal is, this post doesn't stay up if tell you what it originally contained, (For all of less than a minute) or even make reference to it. Lady CFII was quite kind in relenting and permitting this post under the circumstances that those references were removed, an accommodation she didn't have to make. If you want to know why, check the posting guidelines - they're stickied at the top of every forum. You'll find the reason it was originally removed. Making use of PM's would still be making use of the forum, and against the guidelines.
Besides . . . take my word for it, playing such a village honestly isn't a great deal of fun.
And yes, imagine a village full of JoATs, from the newborns to the elders, and after a time-warp, finding triple-centenarians, zero deaths, and them all running around like busy little beavers. My own personal zombie army, yes.
