Well. Here's how it goes.

Article 1 has been amended to "regardless of acute discomfort inflicted upon villagers."

Article 2 has been amended as "Punishment shall be dispensed only as the Guiding Hand sees fit".

Article 4 has been amended to "Nobody said love was unconditional."

I would have held a vote, but as I said, the word of the Co-chairpersons is law, so I didn't feel that it was necessary.