SPVC members! It is time for us to rally together!

We are being persecuted by the SPSPVC! They have concluded that the Guiding Hand is not all-powerful, and arbitrarily decided that we must be stopped. We must not permit them to trample on the rights we have so grudgingly won for our Guiding Hand! This is why the SDSPSPVC has been founded.

Society for the Dissolution of the Society for the Prevention of the Society for the Perpetuation of Villager Cruelty

We must redouble our efforts to confuse their spelling. We must press this advantage now! As we speak the SRTSPCVOTAUAC is being formed; the "Society that Really Thinks the SPCV Overestimates Their Ability to Use Apostrophes Correctly". In addition, the STUGAPS is joining ranks with us! The "Society for the Trampling-Upon of the Grammatical Abilities of Pollyanna-esque Societies" will be meeting with the SRTSPCVOTAUAC, for talks on a possible merger. If all goes well, the STUTSPCVOTAUATGGA will be formed. Join the "Society that Tramples Upon and Thinks the SPCV Overestimates Their Ability to Use Apostrophes and Their General Grammatical Abilities" the moment it is formed, and help us confuse and rout SPCV and SPSPVC members alike, and undermine the efforts of the IRTSPVCUTSPCVATSA wherever possible! We can win this!

PS:

This, too, is a joke. And please, please don't add SDSPSPVC to your sig. And please, by all that I hold dear, do NOT put STUTSPCVOTAUATGGA in your sig!